Saturday, September 3, 2022

Limerick Boast

Unto the East Kingdom, let it be known
Violet Hughes did request accolades in limerick
What follows is therefore Not My Fault!


Traditionally boasts are done
By listing of achievements won
She got EK Rank
But to be Frank
She’d much rather be praised by Pun

Violet of Three Skulls House
Known to be quiet as a mouse
Into armor she climbed
Said, “Getting hit I don’t mind!”
She felt crushed but she’d never grouse

There the lady sat, preparing to knit
When asked to Herald, said I’ll try it!
She thus found her Voice
An Dubh made a good choice
And now kingdom folk listen so quiet

On lightly drawn lines like a staff
Violet went on to calligraph
She learned many hands
Letters from different lands
Then a few more as a laugh

Later she went on a rant
You may NOT have your charge be an ant!
Even meant as a joke
Herald’s College do not poke
Because heralds don’t pun, they cant

Violet Hughes, is this Tyger’s name 
Acts of service have gained her acclaim 
Cries from far and near
Bent the Royals’ ear
One more award is why we came

Arms and Crescent they did confer
With plenty accolades Silver
Service martial and art
Aspects of the East’s heart
Pelican is now placed upon her


BONUS ROUND! (Not read during court)
Gather ye round to hear the word
Violet Hughes of whom you’ve heard
We will hear words today


Of what Great Orders say
To the Pelicans flipping her the Bird




This was a truly collaborative work between Jenna Childersley for the boast for the Peerage for Lady Violet Hughes. 


Photo by Cateline La Broderesse



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