Saturday, July 11, 2026

Signi Kraka - Order of the Lamp of Apollo, Barony of Stonemarche

Sweet flows speech from Our lips as We sing such praise

For it is in Stonemarche that Apollo's light shines 

On those that are spinners and twisters of threaded styles 

We give to Signi Kraka the Lamp of Apollo 

As said by the Barons Gerhardt and Amalie. 

With honor for all her threaded feats, We praise so 

Done this day July 11, AS LXI at the Great Northeastern War


Wordcount 69 

Illumination and Calligraphy by Cwenthryth Wine


We are the muses
Goddesses of the arts
And proclaimers of BLOG


BLOG Under Construction

Based on the Homeric Hymns, XXV To the Muses and Apollo





Una Grimmasdottir - Award of Arms

Our TAIL begins with Una Grimmasdottir.
We, Majesties Culann and Honig are FELINE FUR-tunate for her PURR-resence in this Tyger Kingdom East. And wish to CATalogue her in Our ledgers, by the Claws and Paw-cedures of our lands. 

Her PAWS-ative Cattitude and generous disposition along with dedi-CAT-ted service through the years has impressed Us thoroughly.

Thus We MEW the only PAWS-able con-CLAW-sion to this Hisss-tory  is FUR Una to receive the Award of Arms!


**********SPACE FOR ARMS**********


Done with Kitty a-Mew-sement in the PURR-uh-vince of Malagentia at the Great Northeastern War, AS LXI


Word Count 90

Illumination and Calligraphy by Cwenthryth Wine




Key - Punny
PUN The play on words
(pun) Thepun definition


Our TAIL (tale) begins with Una Grimmasdottir.

We, Majesties Culann and Honig are FELINE (feeling) FUR-tunate (fortunate)for her PURR-resence (Presence) in this Tyger Kingdom East. 


And wish to CAT-alog (catalog) her in Our ledgers, by the CLAWS (laws) and PAW-cedures (procedures) of our lands. 


Her PAWS-ative (positive) CAT-titude (attitude) and generous disposition along with dedi-CAT-ted (dedicated) service through the years has impressed Us thoroughly.


Thus We MEW (knew) the only PAWS-able (possible) con-CLAW-sion (conclusion) to this HISSstory (story) this is FUR (for) Una to receive the Award of Arms!


**********SPACE FOR ARMS**********


Done with KITTY (witty) a-Mew-sement (amusement) in PURR-uh-vince (Province) of Malagentia at the Great Northeastern War, AS LXI


Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats
Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats
Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
Aaah, Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle BLOGs

To write a puny scroll one treats the general shape of it as a prose form emulating treatises, writs and such from the middle ages.  With the standard form in mind I search out as many words that can have double meanings or that hide a  PURR-tinate word within them.

Not only is the Cat puns! Section of the Punpedia, The Online Encyclopedia of Puns an excellent resource, I also looked at  50 Best Cat Puns That Are Simply A-mew-sing and The 73 Very Best Cat Puns 2026