Una Grimmasdottir - Award of Arms

Our TAIL begins with Una Grimmasdottir.
We, Majesties Culann and Honig are FELINE FUR-tunate for her PURR-resence in this Tyger Kingdom East. And wish to CATalogue her in Our ledgers, by the Claws and Paw-cedures of our lands. 

Her PAWS-ative Cattitude and generous disposition along with dedi-CAT-ted service through the years has impressed Us thoroughly.

Thus We MEW the only PAWS-able con-CLAW-sion to this Hisss-tory  is FUR Una to receive the Award of Arms!

**********SPACE FOR ARMS**********

Done with Kitty a-Mew-sement in the PURR-uh-vince of Malagentia at the Great Northeastern War, AS LXI

Word Count 90

Illumination and Calligraphy by Cwenthryth Wine

Photo by Cwenthryth Wine

Key - Punny
PUN The play on words

(pun) Thepun definition

Our TAIL (tale) begins with Una Grimmasdottir.

We, Majesties Culann and Honig are FELINE (feeling) FUR-tunate (fortunate)for her PURR-resence (Presence) in this Tyger Kingdom East. 

And wish to CAT-alog (catalog) her in Our ledgers, by the CLAWS (laws) and PAW-cedures (procedures) of our lands. 

Her PAWS-ative (positive) CAT-titude (attitude) and generous disposition along with dedi-CAT-ted (dedicated) service through the years has impressed Us thoroughly.

Thus We MEW (knew) the only PAWS-able (possible) con-CLAW-sion (conclusion) to this HISSstory (story) this is FUR (for) Una to receive the Award of Arms!

**********SPACE FOR ARMS**********

Done with KITTY (witty) a-Mew-sement (amusement) in PURR-uh-vince (Province) of Malagentia at the Great Northeastern War, AS LXI

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To write a puny scroll one treats the general shape of it as a prose form emulating treatises, writs and such from the middle ages.  With the standard form in mind I search out as many words that can have double meanings or that hide a  PURR-tinate word within them.

Not only is the Cat puns! Section of the Punpedia, The Online Encyclopedia of Puns an excellent resource, I also looked at  50 Best Cat Puns That Are Simply A-mew-sing and The 73 Very Best Cat Puns 2026