Saturday, January 8, 2022

Edward Talbot - Silver Crescent

Honig and Ioannes, the Great
Rulers of the East, postulate
Of Our land, shores and Our isles
As the wolf We’ll hunt for miles
For the gentles as yet unseen,
And call Our Order to conviene 
Silver Crescent is effort bent
With services to document:
Edward Talbot of Panther Vale.
Does all the things, beyond the pale 
The list’s long for he’s not been slow  
His shire’s head, running the show
Tailor of all financial threads
A spider of ephemeral webs 
Stewards and he watches the gates
All this labor just illustrates  
Perseverance that won’t tire
Burns with steady inner fire
We read his arms at this event 
Azure, a wolf rampant between in chief two axes palewise respectant, a bordure argent
Edward they’ll always represent
Granted at East Kingdom Twelfth Night  
A celebration full of light
On this day, January 8 
AS, LVI - Celebrate
Our new Silver Crescent.  We’ll regale 
In this, Our Shire of Panther Vale

Word Count 158

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO!  
BUT WE DO BLOG ABOUT WORDS!

When I was given this scroll to write, the artist had yet to pick a time period nor did they have an inspiration piece in mind which gave me a bit of free rein on the number of words I could include.  I went directly to the recipient’s  wiki to see if they had any details on their persona.  Thankfully they did: “11th century Englishman living along the borders of Northumberland, England and Scotland.” Some furious interwebz searching later and I found that Anglo-Norman Literature fit his persona and was heavily influenced by French octosyllabic rhyming couplets.

Once I picked the rhyme scheme I tossed around the idea of breaking the scroll into sections of 4 couplets each all with the same rhymes.  Not a particularly period practice, but it would have been a challenge for me.  As it happens the first word I tried rhyming with was “Honig'' and after 4 lines of that, I yeeted that idea into the sun. (Though I was surprised I found as many words to rhyme with Her Majesty's name!)


I decided to turn my focus on finding a good word for searching/hunting in “coursing,” which inspired “hawk'' and led to Goshawk to fit the syllable count. 

In the Eastern Lands We do walk
Coursing for folk, like the Goshawk

Followed by:


Ioannes and Honig, the Great
Rulers of the East, postulate

This was to set the perspective of Their Majesties searching for new members of the order, which would be followed by the award, the recipient, their accolades and finally the event information.

Those two verses sat there for most of this process until I came to the arms verse:


We read his arms at this event 

Azure, a wolf rampant between in chief two axes palewise respectant, a bordure argent
Edward they’ll always represent

For the first time, I noticed the recipient had a wolf in his arms! I tossed out the falcon imagery and started rewriting the second couplet ... which didn’t seem to fit my scheme or perspective and felt heavy handed and awkward.  Finally I moved the couplet referencing the Emperor and Empress to the first line.  This did the trick!  All of a sudden the wolf references, allusions, and perspectives made sense.


Of Our land, shores and Our isles

As the wolf We’ll hunt for miles

The final version of the opening couplet:

Honig and Ioannes, the Great
Rulers of the East, postulate

Leonette D’Angely, the Calligrapher and Illuminator, had specifically requested either a B or an H as the opening letter. Switching the names of Their Majesties fixed that, although I checked with her before placing the Queen's name before the King's. 

 

In a departure for me, I introduced the award before the recipient.  It suited the flow of the narrative:

For the gentles as yet unseen,

And call Our Order to conviene 

Silver Crescent is effort bent
With services to document:
The second line of the couplet is a lead into the recipient’s name.

Edward Talbot of Panther Vale.
Does all the things, beyond the pale 
I had to rhyme Vale twice in this scroll. I am pleased that I came up with two distinct rhymes.

The list’s long for he’s not been slow  
His shire’s head, running the show

I wasn't kidding here; I did start a long list of the recipient’s accomplishments.  I wasn’t given a word limit, so I had the opportunity to play.


Tailor of all financial threads
A spider of ephemeral webs 

This is my favorite couplet. I have waxed philosophic before on how much I dislike what I call a “resume scroll” - a mere list of the recipient's victories or careers. For the most part it's boring to listen to.  It's one of the reasons I often turn to period poetry.  The recipient’s write-up said they were their group's exchequer and that they worked in the Kingdom Webministry, hence the spider reference. The rhyme of threads followed. Usually I end up using sewing rhymes and references for someone receiving an Arts and Sciences award - I was tickled to use it in reference to the financial  side of the SCA.


Stewards and he watches the gates
All this labor just illustrates  

While not as clever as the preceding couplet, I used this one as a transition to the conclusion of the accolades portion of the scroll.


Perseverance that won’t tire
Burns with steady inner fire

This is an allusion to the wolf symbology.  Wolves are known to travel long distances at a steady pace without tiring.  I felt that symbolized the recipient's service. For all the rearranging I had to do to achieve the correct allusions, I feel it was 100 percent worth it, even if it's fairly subtle to read.


Granted at East Kingdom Twelfth Night  
A celebration full of light
On this day, January 8 
AS, LVI - Celebrate
Our new Silver Crescent.  We’ll regale 
In this, Our Shire of Panther Vale

The last three couplets were relatively easy to rhyme, and the rest of the words practically filled themselves in.

The final couplets were the only ones in which I exceeded the strict octosyllabic rhyme scheme, but it was necessary to convey the meaning I needed. 

I am gaining more understanding of metric feet the more I work with them. That is an evolving process, and I find that working within a composition helps more than trying to read about it.


East Kingdom Twelfth Night **Canceled**


Went out at Ethereal Court of Their Royal Majesties Ioannes II and Honig II  

March 17th, 2022

At the 2:00 - 3:24 marks respectively







Sparky photo from Matthias von Würzburg

East Kingdom Gazette: Court Report: Ethereal Court of Their Royal Majesties Ioannes II and Honig II

Fearghus mac Cailin - Court Barony

Emperor Ioannes and Empress Honig
Rulers of the pastoral East Kingdom 
Have herd that Our Fearghus has a reputation
Of telling the amooosing tales of the father:
“Why do cows stay close together when it’s cold?” 
“To keep each udder warm!” 
He’d receive bawling groans. Milking puns for all they're worth. 
Clearly, his renown is not meaty-ocre!
He’s been wont to say, “Are you working hard, or hardly working?” 
But the work that needs done, will be, and done well.
It would be a mis-steak to overlook his accomplishments
Rare-ly do We get the chance to braise, er praise
A gentle such as Fearghus mac Cailin
Verily he has never steered Us wrong!
Our only beef is that his brow is bare - 
Today We make him Baron of Our Court
We are over the moon to have this done
At East Kingdom 12th Night in the Shire of Panther Vale

puns highlighted
Word Count 150

~THE COWS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM~
We are from the planet Larson on the Far Side of the BLOG 

This ended up being a bit of a departure for me. I didn't follow a particular rhyme scheme pegged to the recipient's persona or the inspiration scroll. 

Instead, the scribe asked if I'd like to do a scroll with puns and dad jokes? 

Would I?! 

YES! 

And then promptly hit a blank wall and my brain turned off. 

I started randomly looking up puns about Marvel's Loki (the character was mentioned in the write up.) I found: "Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?

Because he was a Thor loser

Pun-tastic, but not enough to launch me into a full scroll. 

I looked through puns about medieval subjects. Puns written about medieval Knights and Queens. I even briefly looked at puns made in the medieval era. As the majority of the historic puns I found were incredibly misogynistic or fat jokes, I left that train of thought behind. 

In desperation, I just started writing bad jokes down and came up with:


He’s been wont to say, “Are you working hard, or hardly working?” 
But the work that needs done, will be, and done well
This sentence is the heart of the scroll and encompasses all the descriptions I received of the recipient and why he was getting the Court Barony.  For all the jokes and puns he tells he would quietly and efficiently get whatever job that needed done.  A most laudable skill.
Done well'' was the phrase that hovered in the back of my mind and ended up being the true inspiration. I started  looking up cow puns and few sentences came out:

It would be a mis-steak to overlook his accomplishments
Rare-ly do We get the chance to braise, er praise
A gentle such as Fearghus mac Cailin
Adding the "braise, er praise" seemed to raise the steaks and cement the cow theme in my mind. Once again I find myself hopeful that the herald will read this the way I say it in my mind.  Hoping not to butcher this scroll, I began writing in earnest.

Emperor Ioannes and Empress Honig
Rulers of the pastoral East Kingdom 
Their Majesties' names and our kingdom went through a few versions before I settled on this one. It finally gelled with the addition of "pastoral" - an adjective used for or related to country life, especially the keeping or grazing of sheep or cattle.

Have herd that Our Fearghus has a reputation
I always hope the herald emphasizes these highlighted words, to make the homonyms stand out.

Of telling the amooosing tales of the father:
I am fond of this sentence for 2 reasons. First for turning amusing into amoosing. With all the bovine references in the scroll, “moo” certainly had to appear somewhere. Instead of saying "dad joke" I used “amusing tales of the father.”  A kind of turning modern parlance into the proper medieval style cadence.

“Why do cows stay close together when it’s cold?” 
“To keep each udder warm!” 
Both udder (uddre) and other (ōther) have their origins in Middle English and seem to be essentially pronounced the same way today.  I don’t think it much of a stretch that medieval folk would have made a similar joke.

He’d receive bawling groans. Milking puns for all they're worth. 
Clearly, his renown is not meaty-ocre!

Wherein I went a little mad-cow with all the puns.  

This is one of those times that I wrote the first few sentences down and they ended up adding almost 30 extra words to the scroll.  I could have cut these, but they are the meat of the funny. I tried to be as economical with my words as possible.

Verily he has never steered Us wrong!
Our only beef is that his brow is bare - 
Today We make him Baron of Our Court
This section stampedes toward the introduction of the award. Even if they were to be read without the emphasis, I feel they would flow like any other scroll. Of course, the best puns are those which hide in the sentence.

We are over the moon to have this done
At East Kingdom 12th Night in the Shire of Panther Vale
I managed to herd in one more cow pun at the tail end, with the reference to ”Hey, diddle, diddle.” It's not exactly "period," but if you're going to split hairs, just hoof it on out of here. ;)

I was told that this scroll  was on brand for me. There are 15 cow puns and references and 11 more in this write up.  I dearly hope the recipient enjoys cow puns. 
Calligraphy and Illumination by Tola knitýr
Definitions and word origins came from both Merriam Webster and Dictionary.com
East Kingdom Twelfth Night ***CANCELED***
Went out at Ethereal Court of Their Royal Majesties Ioannes II and Honig II  
March 17th, 2022
At the 39:02 - 40:04 marks respectively





Sparky photo from Matthias von Würzburg






Catriona bean mhic Cailin - Court Barony

The Challenge is where to begin?
Catriona bean mhic Cailin
Is known to invite all gentles in
and treat them as if they were kin
Working hard, she’s not one to flout
Always there to help others out
Her joyful spirit will uplift
Those whose emotions are adrift
Willing to work and get down
Even dressed in a handsome gown
In times of sorrow, times of joy
She’ll use the cards of her employ
All sides, in, out, and upside down
Cat supports, including the Crown
Now We’ll set pearls upon her brow
Per fess wavy vert and purpure, a wolf statant argent and a mermaid Or, in chief two hearts argent
Baroness! We’ll not disavow
Rulers Ioaness and Honig
Grant this during the whirligig
Of the East Kingdom 12th Night
January 08, AS LVI
In Our Shire of Panther Vale

Wordcount 142


I'm Henry the 8th, the Blog!


I got this assignment and I was delighted to see that I had just written their spouse's Court Barony! I would have really liked to talk to their spouse, but I needed to maintain the surprise…


The recipient’s wiki listed their persona as, “Late period Scottish.” I found the Brus by John Barbour, written about 1375 in Octosyllabic rhyming couplets.  I had just finished writing the scroll for Edward Talot in the same poetic form, so it was fresh in my mind and I was able to attack the scroll with gusto.

I considered matching the humor of their partner’s scroll, but since I don’t know the recipient well, I decided against it. I knew Fiona the Volatile was planning on an inspiration scroll from the Horae (Cambrai) [Heures de Boussu], so I decided to contrast the dark background and the skulls with pretty flowery poetry.


The writeup was full of praise for the recipient's welcoming abilities, warm laughter and a willingness to listen to others. I wrote a few couplets and realized I had started a sort of “In & out, up & down, and all around” theme. So I expanded and refined that for the rest of the scroll.


The Challenge is where to begin? 

Catriona bean mhic Cailin

Was this the wordsmith talking for themselves or TRM talking about the recipient? 

I’ll never tell!

I mean okay. In all honesty here I wanted a rhyme for “Cailin” and “begin” fit the bill.  I built the opening sentence from the word that I wanted to rhyme with.


Is known to invite all gentles in

and treat them as if they were kin

I started right off the bat with the “in.”  Her welcoming nature was emphasized in the write up.


Working hard, she’s not one to flout

Always there to help others out

This couplet  came from working hard and lent itself to the “out” couplet.


Her joyful spirit will uplift

Those whose emotions are adrift

This is the only couplet in which I stretched the theme somewhat, putting "up" inside “uplift” - mainly for rhyming purposes.


Willing to work and get down

Even dressed in a handsome gown

My original line read that she was willing to “get down and dirty,” but that wasn't the feel I wanted for this couplet. This imagery worked better.


In times of sorrow, times of joy

She’ll use the cards of her employ

I considered omitting this verse, as it doesn't fit the theme, but in the end I decided the one oblique geek reference in the scroll was worth it. (It's essentially a rewrite of the line, "Cards for Sorrow, Cards for Pain," from the Rocky Horror Picture Show song, “I’m Going Home'' by Richard O’Brien.


All sides, in, out, and upside down 

Cat supports, including the Crown

This is the "meat" of the scroll, referencing all the ways the recipient had supported their Majesties and everyone around them.


Now We’ll set pearls upon her brow 

Per fess wavy vert and purpure, a wolf statant argent and a mermaid Or, in chief two hearts argent

Baroness! We’ll not disavow

I got to put the arms into the middle of a couplet - something I like doing, as it frames the heraldic language and makes the break of the couplets make more sense.


Rulers Ioaness and Honig

Grant this during the whirligig

I was rather pleased that I rhymed Her Majesty's name “Honig” with “Whirligig''.


Of the East Kingdom 12th Night

January 08, AS LVI

In Our Shire of Panther Vale 

At this point I was up to 142 words on this rather last minute scroll, so I decided to abandon the rhyme and meter and just get the pertinent information on paper. In an effort to keep the word count down I also used Arabic numerals, Roman numerals and abbreviations as necessary. ("Anno Societatis" alone has 13 letters.) 


I am just as glad I had so recently researched Edward Talbot’s Silver Crescent, written in the same meter.  The two recipients have different time periods, but their personas are from different countries, and this meter was popular in both places and times. History is fun!


East Kingdom Twelfth Night **Canceled**


Went out at Ethereal Court of Their Royal Majesties Ioannes II and Honig II  

March 17th, 2022

At the 4:05 - 41:02 marks respectively




Sparky photo from Matthias von Würzburg

East Kingdom Gazette: Court Report: Ethereal Court of Their Royal Majesties Ioannes II and Honig II